The Funky Knuckles is a world class jazz orchestra made up of genetically enhanced cybernetic super men. They have played at the finest venues around the world delivering mind blowing rhythms and harmonic complexity that will shatter your fragile psyche and leave you drowning in a pool of fresh llama milk. The band members are as brilliant as they are handsome and they have performed with people such as the legendary Phill Aelony. This unstoppable crime fighting squadron will make you dance like a kraken on meth before you burst into tears of joy which can be combined with powder from a ground up cobra skull to synthesize the elixir you need to pass through solid objects.

Wes Stephenson - Bass

Cedric Moore - Drums

Phill Aelony/Ethan Ditthardt - Guitar

Ben Bohorquez - Saxophone

Evan Weiss - Trumpet

Kwinton Gray - Keyboards